Double Standard

I was bored last night so I wandered into a chat room for a bit. Disappointing as always. I have just one suggestion for any men out there that may be reading this, who also happen to chat in a chat room.

If you are going to ask for sexy pictures of the female you are chatting with, please have sexy pictures of your own to share.

I must have had a million men IM me, but, here's the thing:

• If the first thing I see from you is ASL, I won't respond.
• If you can not carry on an intelligent conversation, I will quit talking to you.
• If you pester me for naked pictures and you aren't prepared to share some as well, I will quit talking.
• If all you are going to do is sit there and read the nasty little things I would love to be doing with you without responding back in kind to me, I will end the conversation.
• If you really want to earn some brownie points, start off the conversation with a compliment. It works every time.

So, needless to say, after about an hour of surfing through rooms, I gave up. When the dentist from Egypt told me I needed to send him a naked picture with my legs spread, playing with myself, I was disgusted. (This was his opening line, by the way.)